Life and Times

thetroglodyte:

I got asked about eyes and how to convey expression through them, so I doodles some quick stuffs to help explain.

So have some eyeballs.

rydek:

this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing

ohgoditsafurry:

foervraengd:

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

variablejabberwocky:

whereforeartthouwolves:

I had to write a children’s book for one of my classes for a final assignment this week. The poem and art is mine, but obviously the boy & girl were inspired by Hussie’s Carapacians (and of course I gave all credit in my assignment), so I thought I’d share with you all. 

Ugh, I can’t draw dogs, omg, cannot at all.

omg this is so cute

pretty in pink.

owlmylove:

When I was 10, I saw

my first episode of Law & Order, SVU

a woman screamed

and her pretty pink dress ripped

the scene cut to black but then

she sat in a station

hair mussed and mascara running

and she seemed broken

and empty

and that’s when I began to prepare

for the inevitable.

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janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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wimpynoodle:

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

THE 3-2-1 AT 1:39 

88,254 plays

artist-chan:

serketshenanigans:

meulinrogue:

clover-says-boo:

“An easy way for Homestuck fans to instantly become sad”

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Recorded this into a single audio file after seeing this post and listening to it 7 times straight - http://artisticazurite.tumblr.com/post/33677165478

If it makes you sad now, think about this

You’re going through your old itunes library years and years from now, long after homestuck is over. You’ve grown up, started a family of your own, and probably don’t hang out on your old blog anymore- you don’t have time. For the most part, you’ve just about forgotten about most of your old fandoms and if you haven’t forgotten, you certainly aren’t active in them, anymore. You’re far too busy to deal with those things, now.

But maybe one day you have a free hour or two, so you decide to sort through your itunes playlists- after all these years, you have far too many songs that you don’t care about, anymore, and it’s time to delete them.

For the most part you just see the title and right click and delete, no big deal. But occasionally one or two catch your eye and you decide to listen to them one more time, just to make sure you want to get rid of them.

This is one that catches your eye. You don’t really remember downloading it and the title of the track is just “Rainy Mood- Alternia”

Alternia? Why does that sound so familiar, you wonder. It must be something silly from your past, some song you downloaded on a whim from a band that was a one hit wonder just because it was a “hit” that week (you loop it in with that song, Call Me, Maybe).

But for curiosity’s sake you play it one last time.

And it all hits you- all at once. From the very first note it’s all flooding back to you; the hours you spent online reading this weird comic, the money you spent trying to organize a cosplay (or twelve), the tears you shed over fictional characters and pairings you loved

The friends you made

The friends you don’t really know, anymore

You haven’t had contact with any of them for god knows how long and you haven’t really thought about most of them for the longest time. But you suddenly start remembering them, wondering how they’re doing, wondering if they’ve forgotten all about you, too (you’re sure they have)

Your kids are at school right now

Your significant other at work

You had the day off and you’re all alone in the house

And you cry

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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MY FEELS

WHYYY


Everyone needs to read this, this is an awesomely accurate and adorable dog body language chart. A lot of people don’t recognize a lot of these cues (the stress signals come immediately to mind).

Everyone needs to read this, this is an awesomely accurate and adorable dog body language chart. A lot of people don’t recognize a lot of these cues (the stress signals come immediately to mind).